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Leave AOL
Leave AOL
This form must be filled out in triplicate and e-mailed to all the reps
not less than 1 year prior to your intended departure date.
Applications will be reviewed the second Tuesday of each month from
2:30 - 2:32pm. If you are approved for departure, you will be notified by e-mail on the second
Wednesday of next week. we must stress that you might have to wait at lest 100 - 200 years
before finally being let go... thank you :o)
Personal Information
Full Given Name:________________________________
Address_______________________________________
______________________________________________
Daytime phone__________________________________
Work phone____________________________________
Parents phone__________________________________
Neighbors phone________________________________
Strangers phone_________________________________
Age____________ SSN#_________________________
Weight_______________ Height___________________
Bra size___________________ Jock size_____________
Mothers Maiden Name____________________________
Grandmothers Country of Origin_____________________
List Ten Names, Addresses & Phone Numbers of places that you can be
reached in case of a "we miss you" emergency:
(please list the above info in alphabetical order... indicating where
you are most likely to be at what time of day)
Fill out this form and email to all known reps for review and opinion
For AOL staff only
Name______________________________________
Did you find this Application Funny________________
How many Friends have you sent this to?___________
Should we let them leave us?____________________
To be Sent back to User
We are sorry_____but you Application for leaving AOL has been denied
we at AOL are thriving to make your stay with us better in any way we
can so please please give us another chance.....thank you we knew
you would....
This is dedicated to the Greatest ISP ever (lol)
- S.E.E